AFUNDI skrang juga

The other day I was bored out of my freakin coz there was nothin TV. Even ASTRO was full of shitty TV programmes at that time. TV1 was showing Sarawak vs Terengganu, even though it's a soccer match, the local league doesn't interest me at all.

Watching that game reminded me of the Selangor Public Bank vs Selangor FC game I saw at the Shah Alam stadium, with Mazree, Serip and Melawati's future representative to Formula 1, Ahmad Rifaei. I mean the atmosphere at the stadium was awesome, the quality of football however was so disappointing. The foreign players in both squads were hopeless, even the local players were better. That's how bad Malaysian soccer is.

So, when I stumbled upon a Liga Super game on TV1 - Saluran Perdana Anda, I quickly changed the channel and somehow found my way to ASTRO RIA. And there it was ... the reality show I have been "condemning" since forever .. Akademi Fantasia.And I have valid reasons for doing this. Let me start with the host of the show, Aznil Nawawi, a 45 year old man who thinks he's 25. And that old fruit cake is so damn annoying, the jokes he made, his facial expressions and semi-woman gestures justify that he's a faggot. And the weird part is everybody in the crowd (those who were watching the performance) seemed to love him dearly like his a freaking superstar. Like his super fabulous or perhaps Malaysia's Paris Hilton of some sort. WTF is going on???

And that's not all. The mofo judges also pissed me off. Gee (Fauziah Latiff) was ok, at her age she still looks good though. Perhaps a dozen shots of Botox. Who gives a shit anyways as long as she has a pretty face to look at. Unlike the other 2 fucked up judges, Hattan and Ogy. Both of them think they're like international superstars who're multitalented.

I know Hattan has been in the music scene for centuries but that doesn't mean he's Elvis Pressly. Bukannye popular mane pon. Budget kawin stewardess MAS power abis aaa (I'm still not over the fact that MAS pramugaris think I'm not Malaysian - Air Asia selalu deh). Ogy on the hand has a lot of experience but not in singing. Then why the hell is she giving critism to the AF guys and gals like she's hell of a great? Gua ingatkan dulu insaf for good .. nampak gaye insaf lain macam plak skrang.Contestant punye perangai pon boley tahan gak gedik2 die. Thank god there is one girl who's hot and her name is Noni Nadirah binti something, from Sabah. That night she sang a Japanese song .. xtau name but chorus die aku familiar ... selalu kuar kat komputer Epul lagu nih. Anatano blablabla (chorus). Tapi bile Noni nyanyi lagu gua cair sial x kelip mate pon. I think I'm in love. My Asian fetish has come back to haunt me.

And just like AF3, I think I'm hooked to to Akademi Fantasia just bcoz there's one hot chick. HAHAHAHA. How shallow of me. In AF3 there was Marsya, snother Sabahan chick. Celake Nick Gani lepak Lahad Datu, screwing all the cun Sabahan chicks. Despite AF's lousy quality, the show will always have one hot chick to drag all the desperate boys to watch AF. And I'm one bloody fool falling into the same well as the other mofos. Daymn.

From Madison with love

I always thought that leaving Madison would make me really really sad coz I'm the kind of person who's ... not to say emotional but someone who finds it hard to move on to a new surrounding. Upon stepping into the my Madison-Chicago flight, I was kind of in a sorrow mood for about 10 minutes.

Somehow tgh2 emo boley plak terlelap and by the time I woke up I was already in Chicago. The same goes with my Chicago-LA flight, I felt nothing towards Madison. Practically bcoz I was enjoying Man of the Year starring Robin Williams, in-flight. Shocking to say but that was an awesome movie, Robin Williams was fuckin hilarious honestly.

When I entered the INS office in LAX, I knew something felt weird. That would be the last I'll ever be in there (INS), getting that annoying stare from the bastards at INS, as though they are saying with their eyes "Damn terrorist .. why the hell would I want you in my country???"

The officer wasn't pissed off at me. 2 years ago I had a bad memory there. The officer was somehow angry at me for making a facial expression of some kind resulting in him putting his fingers on his gun and telling me "Do u have a problem???" This time the INS dude treated me like someone he would meet at Walmart (Not in a gay way). He was very kind and talked to me with respect.

As I was to board for my MAS flight I can see a couple of Malaysians and I did end up making some new frens. But in the back of my mind I was thinking .. " I am about to leave America for good. No turning back." I know some people say there is a chance for me to come back to the US for whuteva reason, but that's like a 1 in a million chance anyways.

It was sad at first but once I entered the aircraft and saw MAS stewardess'... I was like "daymn .. fuck Madison man .. I am going to enjoy my flight" Dah laa seat gua position baik nak usya pramugari2 MAS .. siap layan borak buat2 lawak bodoh skali. Layan .. layan. Tapi yg gua x tahan diorang nih terkezut when they found out I can talk in Malay. Bukan sorang plak tuh beberape. Ingat gua nih bukan Malaysian celake.

Even when I reached KLIA, the sorrow feeling was never there. I was somewhat happy to be home. Dah 2 tahun x balik. It felt really weird though being in an environment where everybody is Malaysian. Perhaps I'm accustomed to the Americans who knows.

I guess the reason why I was never sad of leaving Madison was I got bored of the city, place or lifestyle. Hari2 dok baring buat bodoh je made me got sick of staying there kot. That is past now, I'm pursuing new horizons now. Ohh ye bebudak yg dak kat malaysia contact aku wey. Gua tgh sangap nak kuar.

Serip futsal weekend nih selamber bomber.

Siti ke Grammy?

Yes that's true in case you didn't know or perhaps don't give a shit bout the malaysian music industry anymore. I don't know why the Grammy people even invited her in the first place coz it's like she's famous here anyways. Kalau gitu aku pon nak ke Grammy aaa. Aku buat petition style dak pompuan PC buat petition nasik lemak **(Cerite disambung dibawah)What tick's me off bout this picture is Datuk K's facial expression. As though he is saying I just screwed Siti you jerk offs WOOHOO!!! The way they dress is so western don't you think? If you recall when Siti first burst into the music scene she declined to take any pictures with men.Maybe because at that time she was still a 'gadis kampung'. Konon malu laa whutevaaaa. I guess money and glamour caught up with her. Kawin Datuk K lagi. Serip, minah kat sebelah Siti tuh ko x rase muke cam Kamilah classmate kite kat PC dulu?On another note, Rosnah Mat Aris was in the news a couple of days ago about her comments in a TV3 show that was broadcasted live. I watched the video on Youtube and daymn to my suprise she was talking bout religious issues - well it was about older women marrying younger men aa sunah nabi right. Yang buat gua sengal minah nih selamber ayam cakap pasal agame. Makcik tgk cermin aaa dulu. Warne rambut lagi terang dari ayam tandoori ade hati nak kawin laki mude daymn!!!


**Adelah alkisahnye suatu ketike dahulu diwaktu aku di MRSM PC. Nasik lemak breakfast sedap nak mampos .. bebudak bangun awal bukan nak gi semayang Subuh kat Musalla tapi nak gi berebut makan nasik lemak. Serip gi semayang Subuh buat pengetahuan korang (suatu ketike die alim KWAKWAKWA Giant gelak). Aku xyah cakap aaa bangun mmg sentiase lambat.

So ade laa waktu Form 5 nih, salah satu periuk nasik besar kat dapur Dewan Selera (kantin) tuh rosak. Tak dpt la masak nasik lemak. Ade berminggu gak x makan nasik lemak. Makan roti ngan telur separuh masak je. Bebudak pompuan sume kempunan nasik lemak. Nak cakap diorang tuh mengandung sampai mengidam macam2 xde laaa plak kan. Aku xtau sape punya idea .. mmg bijak pandai habis aaa .. cakap buat petisyen anta kat pengetua.

Yang aku x tahan .. diorang cakap alasan kenape xde nasik lemak adelah Pengetua nak saving duit nak bina Pintu Gerbang lawa dan air terjun utk pertandingan lanskap peringkat kebangsaan. Buat pengetahuan saudara/saudari MRSM PC waktu zaman aku juare pertandingan lanskap hasil titik peluh Pengetua aku. Tapi xde laa sampai nak cilok duit dr nasik lemak.

Yang bikin gua panas .. dah aaa pelajar cume baya RM1 utk seharian nye makanan .. pastuh ade hati nak komplen pasal xde nasik lemak. Nak cakap bangang x gak aku rase dak pompuan lagi ramai bijak dr laki tapi sebengong2 dak laki xde aaa sampai ke tahap nih. Pengetue aku siap menangis lagi explain kat dak pompuan dr mane die dpt duit tuh (kutip dr alumni). Itulah alkisah nye.

Kesimpulannye sebengong2 laki dlm diam pompuan lagi bengong. KWAKWAKWA

Famili Ceria bersama Helmi Harun

I have a taken a 2 week vacation from blogging even though the only thing I have been doing all this while is laying on the couch; sleeping or watching the damn TV. Well, last week I made something productive as I participated in MISA's Famili Ceria bersame Pijoi.

My team consisted of my temporary roommates Acai and Fu. To everybody's suprise, being the lazy ass that I am I made a huge contribution to my team's success. Our team blasted the other teams off the charts. They practically bitch-slapped got their asses kicked. Seriously. We were that good. Maybe it's because of my charisma. WTF????We won first place and got an awesome prize. A bag of goodies: 2 jumbo packs of Lays potato chips, 2 bottles of soda and a pack of oreos. There were only prizes for the champions and runner-up. Deya x dpt ape2 pasal team die loser gile. KWAKWAKWA

Anyhew, that isn't the reason why I wanted to do this blog. When I received the prize, the only thing on my mind was to protect it from the hands of Khaidir and penyangak2 yg lain. I would have run straight to my room just to make sure the dudes didn't have a chance of taking my munchies. To me, I had earned that prize on my own and I am the only one who deserve to eat those goodies.

And then I saw the second place team (Ayoi, Farah n Syikin) opened their bag of goodies and sharing the munchies with everybody. I was so fucking humiliated .. I mean inside I thought how self-oriented could I be. Even though I ended up sharing my food with the guys, it was still was not an excuse. The other group did it voluntarily, I on the other hand did it out of embarrassment, embarrassed with myself.

I mean to what extend am I going to be like this, until the day I die? Even my close frens (Serip, Nick etc) have criticized me for making decisions without thinkin how it may effect other people. Serip did say gua selalu berkire and I don't have any objections to that statement. I somehow believe that I have treat my frens that way.

It's hard for a man to let the world know of his weakness. I guess what Nick said about me correctly describes me. I am a "selfish fuck"(Nicholas Gani, January 2004). Sad but true. Hopefully one day I will change coz it's humiliating being the only one who thinks of himself. I'm already 24 years old but I still think like a 12 year old. I guess maturity is still far away from me.