Tuesday, November 07, 2006

MAS loses it

If you look at the picture you'll know what I'm talking about. The fight to be the best Malaysian airline company. MAS has established itself as the frontrunner in this competition as it has been in the airline business for awhile now. I remember the first time I flew with MAS. I was in standard 4 and my family went back to Penang the end of the year school break. But actually that wasn't the main reason why we went back, I was going to have my circumcision ceremony done over there. Everything went smooth and then my dad realizes that it's not a good idea to bring me to KL in the car, coz I'll be sitting at the backsit with my 3 sisters and my crotch would be crammed. My dick would hurt so bad, I would wish " Ohh God .. Why didn't you gave me a vagina???". Therefore, my father bought the flight tickets for me and my mom. Guess what was on my mind when I first stepped into the plane? Like any other man .. I thought about my dick. At least I got an excuse. I had to pull my pants in the crotch area, making sure my pants didn't touch my package. Boys, you would understand the first couple of days of circumcision. It was so embarassing. I couldn't even enjoy my first flight pon.Anyways, back MAS vs AirAsia. AirAsia has established itself as a low budget carrier in Malaysia. I mean they were selling flight tickets for as low as RM9.99. Sape xnak beli. MAS was still the premier airline and AirAsia was just a lousy cheapskate low class airline. But all this changed when AirAsia signed a multi million dollar contract with Manchester United. AirAsia was going to be one of many Manchester United sponsors.I've got to hand it to Tony Fernandes. How he took AirAsia from a debt-ridden airline that was about to go bankcrupt to a very successful company that's making more money than Malaysia Airlines. Tony said so himself, he bought the company for only 1 ringgit, because AirAsia had so many debts to companies such as Petronas, MAS and Malaysian Airports. Nobody's gonna sell an airline company for 1 ringgit if it only owes a couple of hundred bucks. The debts were in millions and millions of ringgit.And now the company's doing so well that they have extended their deal with Man Utd. You can see AirAsia on the advertisement board by the sidelines in Old Trafford. How awesome is that?? Everytime Man Utd plays at home you can see AirAsia displayed on the boards. I know I'm not that patriotic but seeing that just makes me proud of being a Malaysian. Tony Fernandes took AirAsia from the lowest of lows to a height where people had never imagine the airline would go. Now AirAsia is not only doing local flights, they have Indon and Thai branches of AirAsia too. Southeast Asia, Hong Kong, China and Macau are all covered.MAS on the other hand ain't doing so good. They've posted quarterly loss for local flights so many times. I guess they are paying their stewards/ess too much but all stewards/ess do is sleep around and make porn movies. warghwarghwargh. Kidding. Don't wanna get my ass sued. MAS is so jealous of AirAsia's success that they'll do anything to get people to buy their tickets.This is one example. C'mon man. How low can you get?? Malaysian Airlines is suppose to be the pride of the nation. MAS is suppose to carry our country's name along with theirs. But putting their name on somebody's breasts just to get the attention?? If a company like AirAsia can make deals with Man Utd why can't MAS. Even though I like looking at breasts (duuhh), but when I saw MAS's logo on em', I was really embarassed. It's like MAS is so desperate, they'll do whatever it takes to get their tickets sold. I guess the people at MAS figured that since there'll be a lot of people looking at the girls' breasts, then those people will definitely see our logo. Be more professional will ya. Use your freakin brain.

11 comments:

Bart said...

What the hell? Nak buat iklan gi tempat lain aaa brader .. ingat gua nih google adsense ke

Anonymous said...

heh, MAS ade promo kat jersey rugby New Zealand

Anonymous said...

heh, MAS ade promo kat jersey rugby New Zealand

Bart said...

Ko biar betik MAS sponsor All Blacks?

Anonymous said...

ade game kat tv last month, aku tertengok, ye, memang MAS

Fido Dido said...

stewardess AirAsia jauh lagi cun & seksi dari MAS. Seriously! Aku selalu naik AirAsia gi Jakarta.. pas tu stewardess dia perghh.. mengancam gak la.. dgn skirt pendek merah dia lagi.. dah la semua muda2 lagi.. lepasan SPM.. kalau MAS tu byk yg tua2.. nasib baik la flight ke JKT kejap jer.. kalau lama sikit mmg tak sempat landing la aku.. hahaha!!

Asrif Yusoff said...

peh gempak badol... spammer pun ko bleh balas msg...

Bart said...

setan gondrong celake nye fido .. aku tgh cakap pasal serious matters ko boley pk pasal yg mane ade stewardess cun

nampak gaye cam aku lagi matang dr ko je fido (btw itu satu penghinaan)

serip biase aaa brader .. guakan otai melawati

Anonymous said...

naik air asia mcm naik bas okayy..naik bas po lg best ade seat umber..patuh jual megi jer plak tuh..sungguh kodi!patuh kan..flight dh buruk2..jauh lagi teruk dr MAS..tak caye?try aa masuk cockpit air asia..tgk brp byk tampal ade..

Anonymous said...

dah kalau nak murah kenelah tahan mende2 camtu...kalau nak bayar murah tapi nak first class punya standard, apa kata buat airline sendiri? camtu org lain pun bole share

payah aaa beb...whining jek keje.

cubit tetek badol

Bart said...

WTF!!! dah aaa gune nickname bukan sebarang anonymous x pasal2 nak cubit tempat sensitif plak ... masalah betul aaaa