Blue Man Group

Argentina just lost to Germany on Penalties (Americans call em PKs) and I'm so phuqin' pissed off at Jose Pekerman for bringing in Julio Cruz and Esteban Cambiasso instead of Aimar (WOWIE) and Lionel Messi (the wonder kid).

I can't think of anything besides the game that it made me feel as though my mind is so empty. I feel really dumb at the moment which is why I'm writing this entry. As you can see, in the picture are 3 fat bastards pretending to be the Blue Man Group. They think they're cute but they're definitely not !! Especially the middle one. Just by looking at his face you feel like you wanna bitch-slap him a couple of times.

btw if anybody doesn't who these fat dumbasses are, from left Badeq, ASSrif HOLEmar and Ali G. Sekor2 perut boroi. Gua pon lagi kurus .. WOWIE

PROTON: Moving Forward??

I seem to have a problem with playing an MPEG4 video on this blog. Anyways this is the new Proton Satria Neo. I already did a blog on this car but somehow blogger.com deleted it. So everything was gone and I had to write a new one.

Anyhew, maybe the reason why Proton came out with this car was to cover their lost of RM348 million due to their purchased of MV Augusta Spa. You can criticise Proton all you want but I have to respect them for taking such a drastic approach to expend their 'empire'. Don't you think they made a great decision by buying Lotus. Proton didn't have enough capabilities to do their own R&D for their vehicles so they bought Lotus which at that time was about to go bankcrupt. Now most of Proton cars are tuned by Lotus.

The same goes with Satria Neo. It uses a Campro engine that's been tuned by Lotus and it's not too bad either. The car can go up to 40 miles to the gallon. Unfortunately, you can't get a lot power from a 1600cc engine, only 110hp.

Actually, when I first had a good look at this car, I thought "Are the design engineers at Proton so damn lazy that they just took the front end of Waja and put it on this car?" And then I thought of Porsche, a car company that has been using the same front end for about 50 years, for its cars and now its SUV. I figured that that car manufacturers do that because they want to create their own image and identity. It's like when you look at a car, you know it's a Porsche just by looking at its front end. Cars like BMW, Saab and Audi have been doing so for years.

And I agree with what Proton is trying to do. After more than 20 years in the automotive industry, they are maturing into a more establish car manufacturer. Hopefully, Proton will not stop at this point to make themselves more known in the automobile world and perhaps, the U.S??

Multi-Racial Society

I read a blog the other day about how Malaysian government is giving special treatment to the Bumis. And he was giving statistics and numbers regarding the matter. For instance, special schools, loans and discounts just for Bumis.

I'm not saying those numbers are right or wrong or just plain exaggerated. I'm here to state my opinion on the special kind of education Bumis are getting. MRSM, SBP and Matriks are places where they can get this 'special' education. I'm not saying it's bad. As a matter of fact, I went to MRSM Pengkalan Chepa for my SPM exams and I have to say the education I got was the best and I'm really thankful for that. My school was number 1 for SPM that year.

The results were awesome but that's not what I'm concerned about. Before going to Pengkalan Chepa I was at a normal school and at that school I had many non-Bumi friends. I didn't have a problem hanging around them at that time. But when I went to MRSM PC, that school was 100% Bumi. It was even hard to find any non-Bumi in Kelantan. For 2 years, I only talked to and hanged with Malays.

I'm not saying that's a bad thing, but when I was done with high school and went to Intec for my prepatory program, I had a problem talking to non-Bumis as I haven't interact with them in 2 years. I could only talk in Malay. Lidah kelu nak cakap English. It was as though there was a barrier. And I could see that other students who went to MRSMs and SBPs had this problem. They were not used to interacting with non-Bumis. The same goes with Chinese students who went to Chinese schools. They had a problem talking to non-Chinese students. It took me awhile to improve my social skills.

We have been a multi-racial society for more than 50 years now but we still have inter-racial issues. It is important for us to solve this problem bcoz we don't want the May 13th 1969 tragedy (is it the 13th?) come back to haunt us. The government should make all schools open to all races as everybody deserves the same great education. If we can create this harmony between races at such an early age, Malaysia would be a better place to live in.

Engineering and boobs at their best

More weird stuff on my blog. I found this ad on some host website www.yourhostfile.com I think was its name. Obvious isn't it? I've got nothing to do Yes I know!!

Anyways bout this video. There's only one thing that interests me bout clip. I know you guys are thinkin' I'm talking bout the girl's boobs but I'm not. Not to say that I didn't even glance at the boobs .. I mean those are some fine lookin' boobs right there.

It's just I was so intrigue by the way the creator of the video used the physical characterictic of breasts. Everybody knows breasts are soft and bouncy which means they are easily affected by force (F=ma). As an engineering student, my study on force began since high school physics until now.

As a matter of fact, physics was my 2nd most interested subject after modern maths. So, anything that has something to do with force will get my attention including boobies krohkrohkroh as though boobs alone doesn't grab my attention.

Let me analyze what's going on with those boobies from an engineering point of view. First of all, the theory of momentum. The chick's body is sitting on a 90 degree angle above the car seat. So, it follows where the car seat is going (The car seat moves along with the Pathfinder). The boobies on the other hand are just hanging from the hick's chest and are affected by the force of gravity. When the Pathfinder moves on a road that has lots of potholes, the chick won't get a smooth ride.

When the Pathfinder goes through a pothole, it goes from moving down the pothole to going back up, same as the chick's body. But the chick's boobies are not connected directly to the Pathfinder. The theory of momentum says a mass would stay at its original position or movement until there's a force that acts upon it, which is why we see the boobies move up and down. If you scrutinize at the clip, the chick's body that's actually moving up and down but since her body moves along with the Pathfinder, we don't see her body moving, only her boobies.Even though I just made up that bull shit it sounds kind of right doesn't it? hahaha.

Moving on to the 2nd theory, which is more realistic haha. But actually is a modified version of the 1st theory. Nissan claims that the Pathfinder has independent suspensions/shock absorbers (which is quite common in trucks). Left-right front-back all independent. So, when the left side of the car moves down, we'll see the left boob go up. The same goes for the right boob.

I know it sounds stupid for me to analyze the clip rather than just fuckin' stare at them boobies. But at some point in life we men have to realize that we can't be staring at boobies for the rest of our lives. And one more thing, women have more to offer than just their boobies, but apparently men only see their nicely soft bouncy plump boobies.