Self-Improvement

Hello there ladies and gents. I've noticed that a lot of bloggers have posted their 'New Year's Resolution'. First of all let me say that I'm not a copycat. I've never set any yearly targets my whole life.

I'm a firm believer in self-improvement, meaning, if I think something is important and needs to be done, I'll do it. Its as simple as that. No need to have my resolutions done in colorful fonts, taped on the wall next to my bed. My mom will think I've turned into a fag.

But somehow I feel there's a necessity to set some targets this year. I've already started working now. The day will come when I sacrifice my singlehood and let a woman run and have total control over my life (well that's what happens to all married men right??). I'm not saying I'm gonna get married this year. I would probably still be single after 5 years who knows right? Anyhew, what I'm trying to say is that one day I will have to live on my own, with my own family and this leads to my first target.

1. Buying a HOUSE
I know its a long shot for me expecially since I just started working for about 7 months now. Even I've asked myself "Where the hell are you going to find the cash??" I've not started my search yet. What I know is with my current earnings there's no way I can afford a 2 storey or even a single storey house for that matter.

An apartment would suite me just fine. Maybe around 200K perhaps? You maybe curious as to why the fuck am I worried about buying a property when I haven't even worked for 1 whole year?? Well my friend .. looking at the classifieds lately have made me realize that the price for houses have skyrocketed. If I wait 5 more years to buy a house, the only area I can afford to pay would be Rawang or Hulu Selangor or somewhere fuckin far away from the city.

So basically this year I'll try to save enough money to pay for the d/p. 10% would still cost me around 20K. Mane laa aku nak carik duit byk cam tuh, only God knows.

My next set of targets are practically the same thing I've had for years.

2. Keeping my weight at 65 Kg
I've had this target since I was in Junior year in college. The reason was back then I came back to M'sia for the summer holidays after 2.5 years and .... let's just say I missed M'sian food ... a lot. My weight went up to 72 kg. The fattest I've been my whole life. Thank God Ramadhan was right after the summer hols. That helped a lot. I also had to jog every day to trim down the last couple of kilos of FAT.

Now I manage to keep it at 65 Kg, I owe that solely to the weekly futsal meetings, organized by this fat fuck.Btw, Serip, posing ko dlm gambar nih mmg yg TORRRRRBAIK.

Last but not least,
3. Controlling my EXPENSES
I've had this since forever. Born to 2 accountants, it's in my genes to know how to spend my money wisely. I'm not the kind of person who buys things without proper assessment of whther ornot I need them. Even when I had credit cards, I'll always make my payments on time. Never been on credit before. Always on debit.

Well that's about it dudes. (Crossing my fingers) hopefully I'll achieve my targets.

Big Daddy

I guess by now everybody would've heard about a sex scandal concerning one of our respectable ministers or used to be respectable perhaps? Anyhew, what suprised me was that he wasn't ashamed of what he has done to his wife and family. The way he responded as though having sex out of wedlock is something common in M'sia.

What's more suprising to me is that our favorite leader, Datuk Seri Sharizat is keeping mum on the issue. She is supposed to be the person responsible for changing our community's way of treating women and if I'm not mistaken she started a campaign that had a motto, "Suami sayang Isteri" or something.

And yet, when one of her colleagues, a member of the cabinet, did the opposite thing, she's keeping her mouth shut. The man cheated on his wife and she, the Minister for Women's Development is doing nothing at all.

So much for lookin' up to the country's leadership. Yeah right...

Abstinence

Hello peeps ... it seems as though this is the first time I'm writing somethin' on this blog. I don't know for whuteva reason but my hectic schedule for the past couple of months have made me mentally lethargic and I somehow lost interest in blogging.

My employer is basically treating me and my fellow co-workers like slaves. As long as I get the job done, that's the only thing that matters. As a matter of fact, a dude from my dept died from heart attack on a weekend, right after he was screwed by my boss that Friday. I know that really sounds fucked up but I guess that's how the private sector works.

Lately, I've so much free time since my company has met 2007's target. Finally, I can leave my office at 7 pm or earlier. Something that I'm particularly not used too since people from my dept usually go back around 8-9 pm, before we met 07's target.

So, as my first entree, I would like to write about something that's been in my mind for the last couple of days. This year's Victoria's Secret Fashion Show. Haha I know it's gonna make me look like a pervert but who gives a shit anyways. It's VS god daymn it!!

To tell you the truth, I've never watched the show my whole life, even when I was in the States. Anyhew, I was lookin' for something to download (something besides porn that is), somehow I stumbled upon the VS show. I was fuckin bored at that time, so I figured what the heck.

For the whole hour, my jaw just dropped like peanuts and I was speechless. Staring at hot babes wearing close to nothin' blew my mind. It was as though I was lookin' at gurls in skimpy costumes and they were about to fulfill my erotic fantasies. DAYMN!!!! My mind was filled with these weird ideas all of a sudden. Ideas that I'd rather keep to myself :p.
One of the models though, took my attention. Her name's Miranda Kerr and she's Australian. And yes, I Googled her right away. God she's gorgeous. Simply breathtaking to look at that sumptuous body of hers.

On that note, Adios!

Manglish

I'm terribly sorry for those who have been a regular at my blog. I just started working and my boss is really squezzing my balls on a daily basis.

Anyhew, this topic came to me when I went back to Penang a month ago. The sign on the wall at one of the construction sites I saw was "Do not parking at the entrance." To me silly grammatical mistakes like that is intolerable. It is embarassing for me as a Malaysian when tourists see that sign.

IMO, the education ministry seriously failed in its mission to teach our people the English language. I thought that nowadays English is already being used not only in high schools for science subjects, but have been the official language used at our local universities.

Maybe you can argue that the people who make those signboards don't have a bachelor's degree, but if their level of English is not up to par with basic spoken English then those people aren't supposed to be making signboards in English in the first place.

After coming back from America for about 3 months now, I have noticed that there is an increase in English tv programmes but it's still not enough. Channels like tv3 shouldn't be playing the damn lousy Natasha 2 (starring Fasha Sandha, doesn't know how to act but fuckin hot!! DAYMN!!) .

TV3 should include more English progs, especially from the local scene. These progs however should use good spoken English and not Phua Chu Kang English, which actually is Singlish (Singaporean English). English progs from our local actors would encourage more Malaysians into communicating in the universal language. Xde aaa menggelabah bile tourist dtg tanye direction.

Anyhow, that's how I feel. Lack of good English in our country saddens me.

Kucing Liar

It's been awhile now .. I guess I've lost my interest in writing blogs lately. I've been busy looking for jobs for about 3 months now .. finally I got a reasonable job in KL .. Alhamdulillah.

Anyhew, I went back to Penang last Monday .. my parents were bored staying home I guess .. being retirees there's nothing much for them anyways. From my standpoint, besides meeting my gramps, I've got nothing else in Penang .. except for the good food, Goergetown is quite the 'Bandar Purba' to me .. very dull.

So, on Tuesday after visiting my gramps (my mother's side), my pop decided to take me to a Hamidiah restaurant somewhere in the middle of Penang, by foot. I was reluctant as the weather was hot as hell but my pop said "I've got something to show u."

So, we walking until we reached Argyll Road. I was a bit confused why my pop stopped walking as I couldn't figure out wtf was interesting bout this street anyways, it looked mundane to me.

And then my pop, while pointing a an ugly looking old house said "That was the home of the Alleycats brothers (David and Loga Arumugam), back in the day. This was where it all began." My pop added that he used to be classmates with David and Loga's elder brother, Mohinder (or something that start's with an M), when my pop was in Penang Free School.

The weird part was I didn't know Loga had lund cancer at that time. So, at the end of the day I was watching the news and found out that Loga already died. Daymn!! Baru nak feeling Alleycats skali meninggal plak.

Even though, I'm not a big fan of Malay music, I did watch Muzik Muzik in the late 80's/early 90's era when the Alleycats were quite big. I know they have been in the music scene since 1969 but only started recording tracks around late 70's I think.

Anyhew, during my 'budak hingusan' I was a big Alleycats fan myself with Sampaikanlah Salam and Hingga Akhir Nanti ringing thru my ears all the time. Until now their songs still get a lot of airtime on radios and remake of their songs such as Jika Kau Bercinta Lagi by Flop Poppy, could only signify how big they are.

I guess their evergreen singles will always remain in our hearts just like P.Ramlee's. More on their history and news can be found at Wikipedia

Ain't No Sunshine

I just don't know why the Malaysian gov is so freaked out about how bloggers have the power to voice out their opinions. They are scared that bloggers would rant anti-government statements and how it might affect the Malaysian community.

As a matter of fact, our gov had done so with Harakah, when they forced the opposition newspaper to be a bi-weekly news instead of on a week to week basis. The weird thing is our gov has been practicing this since forever. Why must the gov oppress our minds and suppress us from freedom to thinking?

They keep on saying that "Melayu jauh ketinggalan" this and that, yet still want to control our minds. How does the gov expect people to move forward and to evolve when they aren't letting us think on our own?? Somebody needs to tell the gov "Enough with the cock talk, let's move on with some effective actions to drive us into vision 2020."

WTF Malaysia???

About a week ago, this add was in the newspapers. Fedex sponsoring Josiah Ng. Maybe his credibility as Malaysia's No. 1 cyclist could be considered as a good marketing strategy by Fedex to signify that they are the best carrier in the country and the world.After flipping a couple of pages, this was what I found. Why in the world did Carrefour choose Mawi to be their spokesperson only God knows. What has Mawi's image got anything to do with Carrefour's???

Apperently customers have to purchase more than 100 bucks to get Mawi's autograph. Dude, are you for real man?? Even if he gives me his autograph for free I wouldn't take it. Who's stupid enough to fall for that trick? Well, it seems that a lot of Malaysians are gullible enough to idolize Mawi that much. What a pity!

The Sky is Never Blue

Last Saturday, I was eagerly waiting for the Manchester Derby as I can't help but get excited over the idea of the Devilz beating the hell out of Serip's loser team. With the Champs League all over for United, the Premiership title would be their main target now. So, I figured Rooney n gang would display a classy performance perhaps a goal that can be considered a masterpiece.

Well, that certainly didn't happened. United only won the game 1-0 and to add from bad to worse, it was a penalty. But what I want to point out is the way the City pricks played. They City dudes looked like they were playing for the All Blacks', making violent tackles on United players.

One incident that was so obvious was when Michael Ball had a collision with Ronaldo. Right after the Ref looked the other way, Ball thrusted his football boot at Ronaldo's gut. Man, he should've been sent off and that perhaps could lead United to a bigger winning margin. But no, the ref was too stupid to see it or other tackles made by City players. The Ref only started giving yellow cards late in the 2nd half.

But Ronaldo got his revenge on Ball, when he 'seduced' Ball into believing Ball could tackle the ball. Like any other City player, Ball was too stupid to figure out that nobody could make a clean tackle on Ronaldo's lighting fast feet. He ended up giving United a penalty. Unlike an idiot like Ball, Ronaldo uses his brain to make other people pay. Though Jose thinks Ron is uneducated kwakwakwa. Ronaldo slotted the ball home like a true champion.

The thing I like bout United during that game is no matter how hard City tried to use brute force to stop United, the Devilz maintained their composure throughout the game. Respect. Now that's how a Premiership team should play, like professionals. Manchester City played like shit. However, I do believe they deserve to play football, but only in division 2, where they were a couple of years ago.

On another note, Chelsea drew 1-1 with Arse which signals Manchester United winning the Premiership. I guess Morin-whore ain't gonna achieve a triple this season. Dulu ade hati nak quadruple .. kwakwakwa. Now, their only target is the FA Cup, but United is taking that back to Old Trafford. I guess Roman has to make do with only the Carling Cup. Gile Lemah!! Acai loser gile team ko kwakwakwa. Baik sokong Liverpool je, at least ade harapan nak menang Champs League.

Lousy Service

I went to Jobstreet.com's office at Jalan Sultan Ismail near Maju Junction (Yes Fido I know where Maju Junction is) this morning. I wanted to pay the 50 dollar fee for the Priority package they are offering.

Once I arrived there, this was the conversation I had with the receptionist.

Me: I would like to pay the 50 ringgit fee for the priority package.

Rec: Have you registered for the package yet?

Me: Not yet.

Rec: You have to register first before paying.

Me: Can't I just register here?

Rec: No, you have to do it on your own.

At that instant, I was like WTF man???? I am already there ... why can't she just do registration part for me?? Too lazy to move ur ass is it? The damn computer was right in front of her. Is it so hard to provide good customer service??

The other day, I went to a departmental store to purchase a battery operated shaver. So, I asked the salesman whether I can have a look at that thing prior to buying. I want to make sure I'm getting what I'm looking for .. quality, reliability or whuteva. The dude told me I have to buy it first, only then he'll open the packaging for me.

How do you expect me to buy that product if I'm not convinced that the product is up to my standards?? Does the bastard expect me to trust his words over my judgement? You gottabe kidding me.

From my experience in the States, American companies make it a point to provide great customer service. They make sure that the consumer is satisfied with their service because this will attract the customers to come back for a 2nd time or perhaps tell their peers that the companies treated them well.

WTF is wrong with my country?? The government keeps on focussing on turning us into a developed nation but we still think like a 3rd world country. Need to change the attitude man.

Malaysia Boleh!!

Shocking Saturday

Yesterday turned out to be one hell of a night for me. No I wasn't watching the stupid ass Akademi Fantasia. Anybody who watches AF should jump off a building and those who actually think Aznil Nawawi is a cool dude should receive a nice kick in the nuts.

I watched Everton - Man Utd game on ESPN. Ronaldo was on the bench until the 60+ minute. Fergie was saving him for the 2nd leg against Milan. That caused the United offense to be a little short of ideas and couldn't produce any goals in the 1st half. Everton however got a goal thru a deflection off Carrick. Bloody bastard. At half time, Chelsea was leading Bolton by 2 goals to 1.

The Devilz's strike force was so blunt that Everton managed to score a scorcher thru Fernandez. I was devastated. I had goose bumps at that time. I was thinking "Holy shit .. MU's really gonna loose the Premiership this season."

I honestly believe if Everton kept their composure and played like they did in the 1st half, MU couldn't stage a comeback. However, blunders by Everton's young goalie and Phil Neville's own goal gave a sudden push for the United squad. Seriously, those two Toffees are dumbasses.

By this time, Bolton had leveled thru Kevin Davies. How the tables turn around, only God knows. Rooney managed to score against his old club amid all the harassment he got from Everton fans. The weird part was United most prolific scorer this season, Ronaldo, couldn't get onto the score chart even though he had a one on one with the keeper. Nak gelecek defender boley ... nak gelecek keeper x leh plak. Weird.This however managed to score goal during injury time. He was composed enough to make a decent shot past the keeper. For somebody who lacks Premiership experience, Chris Eagles certainly stepped up to par with his collegues. Still confuse why budak hingusan cam Eagles pon boley score instead of Ronaldo.

At full time, United's comeback and Chelsea's draw increased the gap between the two to 5 points. Kahkahkah bodohnye Mourinho. You're bound to get urself fired. Kwakwakwa. To Acai and Pakjan, mengharap aaaa Chelsea nak buat quadruple this season. Chelsea sucks big time. Baik sokong Portsmouth je. Kwakwakwa.

Raja Bebel Astro

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The actions I have taken to embarass my mother and to degrade women in the public eye is just inconsiderate. It just shows how insensitive I am towards the people around me.

I am sorry if I offended anybody particularly those who treasure their relationship with their mother.

If it weren't for my mom, I wouldn't be where I'm at right now.

Men of the Match

Prior to the match between Man Utd vs AS Roma, I had my doubts regarding United's ability to defeat a team with such passion for football like Roma. I have seen Roma play at Stadio Olimpico myself when Milan came visiting last season. The way they played was superb. The Romans defeated the dudes from Milano by a goal from Daniele De Rossi.

That was about 1 1/2 years ago and they finished 4th in Serie A (I think). This season they are #2 trailing Inter by a giant margin of 20 points. Still, they are the 2nd best team in Serie A at the moment.

That being said, I was under the impression that the best United could get out of the game was a draw. Without Scholes in United's attack force, nobody can create chances for either Giggs, Rooney or Ronaldo. Moreover, last weekend United lost to Portsmouth with silly mistakes by Ferdinand and Van Der Sar. When the game kicked off, I was thinking there is no way United would be able to go to the last 4 of the Champs League with their current form.

But the Devilz had other ideas. They were out to prove that they are still the best team in England, perhaps in Europe too. Never had I imagine that I would be sitting in front of my tv at 2.45 in the morning, watching one of the best performances United have ever produced so far.

United crushed Roma 7-1. The Devilz got their 7th goal by the 81st minute and at that moment you can see how humiliated the Romans felt. Roma was considered one of the big guns of Europe but somehow played like Negri Sembilan NAZA. Everytime the Romans were attacking, there would be a United player doing some rough tackling. Their attacking force was numb throughout the game.

For me, many of the United players can be considered as Man of the Match. Here's the shortlisted candidates.

Cristiano Ronaldo
Ronaldo's movements were monitored closely during the first leg of the match. However, this time around the Romans couldn't contain Ronaldo's fast pace and awesome skills as he dazzled not only the Old Trafford crowd but also his performance was so great that the Romans were at awe.

Michael Carrick
I have to admit that I had criticized this dude even before the day he came to the Theatre of Dreams. To me, for an unproven footballer at international level to cost 18 million pounds was a big mistake made by Fergie. However, the mistake is all mine as Carrick matured once he wore the United jersey and has become one of England's future midfielders that's going to replace the likes of Gerrard and Lampard. And in this game he proved that he can play like a superstar at the highest level, scoring 2 magnificent goals from outside the penalty box. Both of the goals were beautiful and my respect for him grew in an instant. IMO, he's now worth more than 25 million pounds, honestly.
Darren Fletcher
I always thought Fletcher would always be on the bench for every United game. I guess his desire to prove that he's on the same level as United's other stars made him an outstanding football player. He may not have scored any of the 7 goals United got nor did he assist any of those goals. But his contribution was so significant throughout the game. He was the one who made important tackles preventing Totti and his colleagues from making a shot or creating chances in front of United's penalty box. I do believe that if Fergie gives Fletcher more playing time, he can become the next Roy Keane.

My Verdict: The Man of the Match Award goes to .......

the Man Utd Defense
I've never seen them play well as a whole. Usually there'll be somebody who's gonna fumble or make a stupid mistake, but this time the whole defense was great. Heinze was at his best, making important tackles and preventing Pizarro from making quality crosses across United's goal. The absense of Nemanja Vidic was not obvious, as I predicted that Wes Brown could not match Vidic's aeriel ability to stop crosses, and mark strikers. I hate to admit but Brown was playing one of his better games. Van Der Sar was not fumbling anymore. Thank god.

All in all, that was one of the best United games I've watched live. Roma was in such a bad shape that even 8tv's commentator said "When your opponent's substitute right back whose actually a left back (Patrice Evra), can score a beautiful goal, that's just sums up your whole performance."

Glory Glory Man United

AFUNDI skrang juga

The other day I was bored out of my freakin coz there was nothin TV. Even ASTRO was full of shitty TV programmes at that time. TV1 was showing Sarawak vs Terengganu, even though it's a soccer match, the local league doesn't interest me at all.

Watching that game reminded me of the Selangor Public Bank vs Selangor FC game I saw at the Shah Alam stadium, with Mazree, Serip and Melawati's future representative to Formula 1, Ahmad Rifaei. I mean the atmosphere at the stadium was awesome, the quality of football however was so disappointing. The foreign players in both squads were hopeless, even the local players were better. That's how bad Malaysian soccer is.

So, when I stumbled upon a Liga Super game on TV1 - Saluran Perdana Anda, I quickly changed the channel and somehow found my way to ASTRO RIA. And there it was ... the reality show I have been "condemning" since forever .. Akademi Fantasia.And I have valid reasons for doing this. Let me start with the host of the show, Aznil Nawawi, a 45 year old man who thinks he's 25. And that old fruit cake is so damn annoying, the jokes he made, his facial expressions and semi-woman gestures justify that he's a faggot. And the weird part is everybody in the crowd (those who were watching the performance) seemed to love him dearly like his a freaking superstar. Like his super fabulous or perhaps Malaysia's Paris Hilton of some sort. WTF is going on???

And that's not all. The mofo judges also pissed me off. Gee (Fauziah Latiff) was ok, at her age she still looks good though. Perhaps a dozen shots of Botox. Who gives a shit anyways as long as she has a pretty face to look at. Unlike the other 2 fucked up judges, Hattan and Ogy. Both of them think they're like international superstars who're multitalented.

I know Hattan has been in the music scene for centuries but that doesn't mean he's Elvis Pressly. Bukannye popular mane pon. Budget kawin stewardess MAS power abis aaa (I'm still not over the fact that MAS pramugaris think I'm not Malaysian - Air Asia selalu deh). Ogy on the hand has a lot of experience but not in singing. Then why the hell is she giving critism to the AF guys and gals like she's hell of a great? Gua ingatkan dulu insaf for good .. nampak gaye insaf lain macam plak skrang.Contestant punye perangai pon boley tahan gak gedik2 die. Thank god there is one girl who's hot and her name is Noni Nadirah binti something, from Sabah. That night she sang a Japanese song .. xtau name but chorus die aku familiar ... selalu kuar kat komputer Epul lagu nih. Anatano blablabla (chorus). Tapi bile Noni nyanyi lagu gua cair sial x kelip mate pon. I think I'm in love. My Asian fetish has come back to haunt me.

And just like AF3, I think I'm hooked to to Akademi Fantasia just bcoz there's one hot chick. HAHAHAHA. How shallow of me. In AF3 there was Marsya, snother Sabahan chick. Celake Nick Gani lepak Lahad Datu, screwing all the cun Sabahan chicks. Despite AF's lousy quality, the show will always have one hot chick to drag all the desperate boys to watch AF. And I'm one bloody fool falling into the same well as the other mofos. Daymn.

From Madison with love

I always thought that leaving Madison would make me really really sad coz I'm the kind of person who's ... not to say emotional but someone who finds it hard to move on to a new surrounding. Upon stepping into the my Madison-Chicago flight, I was kind of in a sorrow mood for about 10 minutes.

Somehow tgh2 emo boley plak terlelap and by the time I woke up I was already in Chicago. The same goes with my Chicago-LA flight, I felt nothing towards Madison. Practically bcoz I was enjoying Man of the Year starring Robin Williams, in-flight. Shocking to say but that was an awesome movie, Robin Williams was fuckin hilarious honestly.

When I entered the INS office in LAX, I knew something felt weird. That would be the last I'll ever be in there (INS), getting that annoying stare from the bastards at INS, as though they are saying with their eyes "Damn terrorist .. why the hell would I want you in my country???"

The officer wasn't pissed off at me. 2 years ago I had a bad memory there. The officer was somehow angry at me for making a facial expression of some kind resulting in him putting his fingers on his gun and telling me "Do u have a problem???" This time the INS dude treated me like someone he would meet at Walmart (Not in a gay way). He was very kind and talked to me with respect.

As I was to board for my MAS flight I can see a couple of Malaysians and I did end up making some new frens. But in the back of my mind I was thinking .. " I am about to leave America for good. No turning back." I know some people say there is a chance for me to come back to the US for whuteva reason, but that's like a 1 in a million chance anyways.

It was sad at first but once I entered the aircraft and saw MAS stewardess'... I was like "daymn .. fuck Madison man .. I am going to enjoy my flight" Dah laa seat gua position baik nak usya pramugari2 MAS .. siap layan borak buat2 lawak bodoh skali. Layan .. layan. Tapi yg gua x tahan diorang nih terkezut when they found out I can talk in Malay. Bukan sorang plak tuh beberape. Ingat gua nih bukan Malaysian celake.

Even when I reached KLIA, the sorrow feeling was never there. I was somewhat happy to be home. Dah 2 tahun x balik. It felt really weird though being in an environment where everybody is Malaysian. Perhaps I'm accustomed to the Americans who knows.

I guess the reason why I was never sad of leaving Madison was I got bored of the city, place or lifestyle. Hari2 dok baring buat bodoh je made me got sick of staying there kot. That is past now, I'm pursuing new horizons now. Ohh ye bebudak yg dak kat malaysia contact aku wey. Gua tgh sangap nak kuar.

Serip futsal weekend nih selamber bomber.

Siti ke Grammy?

Yes that's true in case you didn't know or perhaps don't give a shit bout the malaysian music industry anymore. I don't know why the Grammy people even invited her in the first place coz it's like she's famous here anyways. Kalau gitu aku pon nak ke Grammy aaa. Aku buat petition style dak pompuan PC buat petition nasik lemak **(Cerite disambung dibawah)What tick's me off bout this picture is Datuk K's facial expression. As though he is saying I just screwed Siti you jerk offs WOOHOO!!! The way they dress is so western don't you think? If you recall when Siti first burst into the music scene she declined to take any pictures with men.Maybe because at that time she was still a 'gadis kampung'. Konon malu laa whutevaaaa. I guess money and glamour caught up with her. Kawin Datuk K lagi. Serip, minah kat sebelah Siti tuh ko x rase muke cam Kamilah classmate kite kat PC dulu?On another note, Rosnah Mat Aris was in the news a couple of days ago about her comments in a TV3 show that was broadcasted live. I watched the video on Youtube and daymn to my suprise she was talking bout religious issues - well it was about older women marrying younger men aa sunah nabi right. Yang buat gua sengal minah nih selamber ayam cakap pasal agame. Makcik tgk cermin aaa dulu. Warne rambut lagi terang dari ayam tandoori ade hati nak kawin laki mude daymn!!!


**Adelah alkisahnye suatu ketike dahulu diwaktu aku di MRSM PC. Nasik lemak breakfast sedap nak mampos .. bebudak bangun awal bukan nak gi semayang Subuh kat Musalla tapi nak gi berebut makan nasik lemak. Serip gi semayang Subuh buat pengetahuan korang (suatu ketike die alim KWAKWAKWA Giant gelak). Aku xyah cakap aaa bangun mmg sentiase lambat.

So ade laa waktu Form 5 nih, salah satu periuk nasik besar kat dapur Dewan Selera (kantin) tuh rosak. Tak dpt la masak nasik lemak. Ade berminggu gak x makan nasik lemak. Makan roti ngan telur separuh masak je. Bebudak pompuan sume kempunan nasik lemak. Nak cakap diorang tuh mengandung sampai mengidam macam2 xde laaa plak kan. Aku xtau sape punya idea .. mmg bijak pandai habis aaa .. cakap buat petisyen anta kat pengetua.

Yang aku x tahan .. diorang cakap alasan kenape xde nasik lemak adelah Pengetua nak saving duit nak bina Pintu Gerbang lawa dan air terjun utk pertandingan lanskap peringkat kebangsaan. Buat pengetahuan saudara/saudari MRSM PC waktu zaman aku juare pertandingan lanskap hasil titik peluh Pengetua aku. Tapi xde laa sampai nak cilok duit dr nasik lemak.

Yang bikin gua panas .. dah aaa pelajar cume baya RM1 utk seharian nye makanan .. pastuh ade hati nak komplen pasal xde nasik lemak. Nak cakap bangang x gak aku rase dak pompuan lagi ramai bijak dr laki tapi sebengong2 dak laki xde aaa sampai ke tahap nih. Pengetue aku siap menangis lagi explain kat dak pompuan dr mane die dpt duit tuh (kutip dr alumni). Itulah alkisah nye.

Kesimpulannye sebengong2 laki dlm diam pompuan lagi bengong. KWAKWAKWA

Famili Ceria bersama Helmi Harun

I have a taken a 2 week vacation from blogging even though the only thing I have been doing all this while is laying on the couch; sleeping or watching the damn TV. Well, last week I made something productive as I participated in MISA's Famili Ceria bersame Pijoi.

My team consisted of my temporary roommates Acai and Fu. To everybody's suprise, being the lazy ass that I am I made a huge contribution to my team's success. Our team blasted the other teams off the charts. They practically bitch-slapped got their asses kicked. Seriously. We were that good. Maybe it's because of my charisma. WTF????We won first place and got an awesome prize. A bag of goodies: 2 jumbo packs of Lays potato chips, 2 bottles of soda and a pack of oreos. There were only prizes for the champions and runner-up. Deya x dpt ape2 pasal team die loser gile. KWAKWAKWA

Anyhew, that isn't the reason why I wanted to do this blog. When I received the prize, the only thing on my mind was to protect it from the hands of Khaidir and penyangak2 yg lain. I would have run straight to my room just to make sure the dudes didn't have a chance of taking my munchies. To me, I had earned that prize on my own and I am the only one who deserve to eat those goodies.

And then I saw the second place team (Ayoi, Farah n Syikin) opened their bag of goodies and sharing the munchies with everybody. I was so fucking humiliated .. I mean inside I thought how self-oriented could I be. Even though I ended up sharing my food with the guys, it was still was not an excuse. The other group did it voluntarily, I on the other hand did it out of embarrassment, embarrassed with myself.

I mean to what extend am I going to be like this, until the day I die? Even my close frens (Serip, Nick etc) have criticized me for making decisions without thinkin how it may effect other people. Serip did say gua selalu berkire and I don't have any objections to that statement. I somehow believe that I have treat my frens that way.

It's hard for a man to let the world know of his weakness. I guess what Nick said about me correctly describes me. I am a "selfish fuck"(Nicholas Gani, January 2004). Sad but true. Hopefully one day I will change coz it's humiliating being the only one who thinks of himself. I'm already 24 years old but I still think like a 12 year old. I guess maturity is still far away from me.

Petronas Scholar

I have always envy petronas scholars all this while. They receive more allowance, benefits blabla from other sponsored students. Pet dudes also got a high chance of working for Petronas (I mean really really high chance). Working for a big company like petronas is like achieving a dream ... dah aaaa Pet takes care of its workers quite well. Fringe benefits, car loan, study loan, etc,

For instance Mr. S pening kepale sikit gi buat brain scan kat Ampang Puteri, konon migrain aa .. bil sampai beribu ... Petronas baya tuh company lain support Klinik bodo. One of the main reasons why you wanna work with Petronas is you have a chance to work with hot 'amoi's.

WOOHOO! Siap posing lagi.

Petronas Twin Towers???

Gua mau keje ngan Petronas ini macam. But the chance of getting a super cool job like this would probably be close to zero anyways. Daymn.

Professional Blogger

I've been out of the blogging business for almost 3 weeks. Not that I'm busy with my life .. I'm just too damn lazy to write about anything. All day I lay on the couch .. have the tv as my best fren. My job hunting tactics are proving to be fruitful .. which is why I'm not in any mood to write.

My addiction to sleep is ridiculous at the moment. I just can't simply get up from my bed (technically Acai n Fu's sofa) and do things that are more productive. I'm so bored that I don't even hesitate to cook for these 2 dudes. Somehow I became the male housemaid. Cooking, cleaning the house and the dishes, without being asked to do so, is something that I'm not used too. I can live in those dirty conditions no problem .. I've done it through out my life.

Somehow I feel so bored at having nothing to do with my life that I offered my help to people, which seldom happen. Nick did call me a "Selfish Fuck" once, not in an offensive manner .. he was kidding but I knew what he meant. I realize that I think about myself and my own personal interest at all times. I don't think I have put other people's interest above mine ... hmmm. My only alibi is that I did buy a lot of stuff for my family and frens when I went back to M'sia bout 2 years ago.

Maybe it's time for a change. Thinking about my own issues or perhaps a better way of saying it .. not giving a rat's ass about what other people think or feel, has on certain occasions proved to be bad judgment. I almost got punch in the face once, when I was in high school. The dude literally held his fist against my face.

Thank god he didn't .. I was sure I could end up with a broken nose. That incident taught be an unforgettable lesson ... people hate "Selfish Fucks" and they don't like being around these pricks.

I started off wanting to talk about my current state and how I'm thinking of writing blogs for life but ended up writing bout this crap. What a diversion. Haha

Useless Life

At the moment, I'm still juggling between trying to keep up with JPA's demands and getting a job here in the States. Apparently JPA wants it's students to go back home straight after graduation. They expect the students to come home and wait until JPA finds them jobs.

But the thing is a big percentage of JPA scholars will end up finding their own work as JPA's promise of jobs within the government sector is somehow unreliable. Which is why I wanted to find a job over here in the States. Somehow my efforts are fruitless and I spend my days just laying on Acai's couch watching the tv. Nowadays I sleep about 12 hours a day. 8 is the optimum number of hours for a human being, 12 is just nuisance.

I've got nothing better to do with my life at the moment. Hari2 baring je keje. Waiting for an interview. People have been making fun of me, a lot. Diba has called a "Pengganggur yang Berjaya". And Epol keeps on asking me "what have I accomplished today," everyday for that matter. The only thing I have accomplished is ample amount of sleep.

The weird part is I'm not complaining about my situation. I am actually enjoying my life. Bedtime is no more at midnight, I go to bed (technically it's Acai's sofa) at 3 in the morning. I wake up sometime around noon, watch some tv and thenget a couple of hours of sleep in the afternoon. How heavenly my life is. I don't have to worry about homework assignments, projects, lab reports or working at the library anymore. I don't have to worry about a thing, coz all I do is just sleep. SYOOOOKKKKKK GIIILLLLAAAAA.

For those of you who think I'm wasting my life ... well you can go screw yourself coz I'm love my life, every single moment.

The Beckham Show:

Play Soccer, Live Soccer, Sleep Soccer. Yup probably that would be the theme for Beck's new reality tv show. Fox has lined up a new show for the couple realizing their potential in the US.

Maybe something similar to Newlyweds but this time hopefully it will include Beck's mistresses. Kwakwakwa. Committing incest on national TV .. People are addicted to the wrongs others do and want more of it.