Friday, December 09, 2005

Computer Programmers Are Losers

I'm sorry I haven't updated my blog. I have been busy with assignments, lab reports and most importantly .... a computer programming project. I don't exactly know why the fuck do students majoring in electrical engineering have to take that fucking subject in the 1st place. It's a core subject ... I mean what the fuck man. I'm so pissed off coz everytime I come to class I don't understand shit. Might as well just stay indoors and get some sleep. Buak gapo kawe nok gi kelah kalu hok satu pong kawe tok pahe? Tok pahe sehabuk nih demo tau dok. Teke molek.... ok enough of my gecek kelate ... hmm I haven't gecek kelate for awhile now since my MRSM PC days.

Anyways, bout this CS course I'm taking, the thing I hate the most is that I have to take the fucking course with other students who are majoring in computer engineering. Now that's really fucked up. You can't just ask an EE dude to jump in with CE guys and mingle around like there's nothing going on. It's a computer programming course for god's sake. That's what CE majors are good at. And you expect me, someone who really knows shit bout programming, man ... that's so fucking unfair. I can't even build my own fucking blog for crying out loud. Had to ask Meon for some help but then he fucked me up .. well sort of. He added a Sabul link in my website without my consent. In case you haven't click on the link yet, Sabul is sort of a porn blog or something like that. There are pics of naked chicks in that blog which might interest some of you guys. FYI ... I only heard bout Sabul after Meon added it to my website. He has a lot of this weird links. Just so you know, he's a computer geek. Last weekend, I caught him reading a php or Java book. C'mon aaaa weekend jer pon. At least gua tido awal je ... lu bace buku programming hari sabtu ape cite. Gile loser!! (Note: Meon has helped me a lot with my website and when my pc fucked up. I do appreciate his help) But c'mon aaa wey weekend bace buku programming ape cer?? Kalau bace utk exam xpe gak ... nih saje2 nak menambah ilmu pengetahuan .... HUISH(tergamam sebentar). Just in case I pissed him off - Gurls Meon is a great guy. Just click on Meon ... you might find him 'interesting'.

Enough bout that dude and back to my course. Pergh gile jauh terpesong cakap pasal Meon. Anyways, about a month ago I was given this project. The interesting part is that it's a group project for 2. I figured that since Epul is also taking the class he can be my partner. But no. He ditched me and opted for his fren, Robert, I think that's his name. Anyways, I was left all by myself and the fact that I didn't fucking know anybody else in that class didn't help either. So, I had to send an email to the whole class asking them whether there's still somebody out there for me iskiskisk. Siap 20 org reply gile hot stuff sial aku. And then from the ones who replied my email, I looked for chicks and there was this person named Gabe Gottfredson. I figured since that person's name is Gabriel, it might be a she. So, I was enthusiastic about meeting 'her' for the 1st time. Semangat aaa amik awek mat salleh jadik partner ... maner tau boley ayat jadik awek ke ... But when I waited for 'her' at the computer lab just to glance at 'her' beautiful eyes (pergh gile jiwang) tunggu punye tunggu dtg sorang mamat nih introduced himself as Gabe. I was like DAYYYYMMMMMM!!!!!!! Gile potong steam. I was a bit disappointed aaa. Ade harapan tinggi gak nak jumpe awek. But the good thing was he said he's majoring in CE.

This dude was fucking good. We went blazing thru the project. I already finished doin the project like 50% and I wanted to ask Epul about the part where I got stuck. Skali tgk Epul pon x start lagi. KROHKROHKROH. Just to show u guys how brilliant Gabe was, he did a Data Shift Register with 7 multiplexers and rips and stuff in just half an hour. The damn thing was so fucking complicated. I mean he was explaining it to me while he was doin it and I didn't understand a fucking thing that came out of his mouth but of coz I just nodded and pretended I knew what he's talkin bout. Kalau x nampak bodoh plak. I mean he took just 30 fucking minutes to do that thing ..... It could take him like a day to explain it to me but I still wouldn't understand shit. Anyways, we finished doin the project this morning at 3 am. Ohhh yeah ... we were at the computer lab from 5 pm the day b4. Fuck I just realized that I just spent 10 hours with a guy name Gabe. DAAYYYMMMM. Dah aaa xde awek. Melepak ngan laki sepanjang mlm plak tuh. If this continues I might turn into a jambu. DAYMM. This is BULLSHIT!!!!!

8 comments:

Anonymous said...

bongok...gabriel tu nama laki la, gabrielle nama pompuan...anyways aku sokong kalau kau jadi jambu..sedih epul kalau bace blog kau.

Bart said...

kat email die tulis Gabe Gottfredson aaaa mane aku tau die gabriel ke gabrielle

Anonymous said...

kecek kelate la... bukan gecek kelate.. nate beghuk!

Anonymous said...

oops terkantoi di situ, kan dah kena nate beghuk hahaha
-zamri-

Bart said...

pergh gile laa zam bace blog aku .. terharu sial

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Byk cikadak ko fido ... cakap org berapi x ingat nak kutuk ko x sampai hati aa plak

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