WHUT THE PHUQ!!!!!

Indeed those are the 3 words that came out of my mouth when I saw this video. I know I'm supposed to write about my trip to Venice but this is too phuqing stoopid I had to put it in my blog at once.

Sape cakap aku x dengar lagu Melayu? Nih lagu Melayu ape.

Cakap pasal jambu2 nih ... Redzuan Abd. Rahim ape cite aaa lame x dengar khabar

Next : Venezia Santa Lucia

Milano : The Mafia

On the same day we were in Monaco, we left for Milano Centrale Stazione. We took a late train and arrived in Milan around 11 pm. Since it was already late, we figured that we might as well ask somebody to get directions to the hostel instead of just using a bloody map. We didn't ask the travel infomation center or anything, we asked a bunch of security guards and to our suprise, one of the dudes spoke in fluent English and he's Italian too. WTF??? When we were in France, nobody knew or wanted to talk to us in English. Here, even a Pak Guard pon tau how to speak English.

So, led us to our hostel and to our shock the streets were deserted. Kosong. Nobody was there. There's some sampah sarap on the streets which made them looked even more scarier. The streets looked like in Godfather or Scarface where the Mafias operate. Cuak sial. Selamat ade Suria Perkase yg sudah Hitam utk menyelamatkan keadaan. Krohkrohkroh.

There's nothing much in Milan except for the Duomo(church), unless if you're a soccer fan like myself, you can go to the Sansiro, AC Milan and Inter Milan's stadium. But actually I didn't go there coz it was quite far from the city but I did buy a lot souvenirs from the 2 Milan teams.

Believe it or not .. Bata is not just a stupid brand that sells Bata and Power shoes. In Europe Bata is established for selling quality women's shoes (high heels that go up to the knees). You can find Bata stores close to Armani stores .. how weird is that? Bata is a high class brand tuh.

Posing bace map

"Aku dulu cita2 nak jadik pemandu F1"

This is right in front of the Duomo. Sort of like a Square (Trafalgar Sq. etc)

This is the Duomo itself. From outside it is beautiful. Nampak classic abih

Nih plak the entrance to this exquisite mall. If i'm not mistaken this building was built a long time ago. Byk awek2

Tugu Negara kat Italy

Posing depan air terjun sikit

Enjoying my Fonzies a.k.a Twisties Italy Perise keju lagi

Mr Lonely kegersangan

I'm sorry but I don't whut's the name of this 'thing'

Pretty much there's nothing in Milano and I don't look forward o coming here at all. If there's a soccer game boley kot but that's it.

Next : Venezia St. Lucia

Monaco : Lifestyle of the Rich and Famous

On Jan 5th, we woke up early to get the hell out of the damn hostel. Tak tahan nak melayan makcik tua nih cakap French. Just imagine the old lady was talking to me for 10 minutes without me understanding whut the fuck she was talking bout'. Pressure x ingat. Anyways we took the morning train to Monaco. We arrived there quite early too about 10 am (10 is considered really early for us) since the train ride was about half an hour. At that time, we were still stupid enough not to realize there was a storage place to keep our heavy backpacks. So we had to carry our backpacks around.

There's not much of a difference if you wanna compare Monaco to Marseille. The view was beautiful since both of them are sort of cam gulf aaa tapi kecik punya. Scenery sume lawa gila. But there's one big difference aaa. The people who live in Monaco are all fuckin' rich. I'm not kidding. I was just standing at one of the main streets (tgh tunggu King Kong nak abis gayut ngan awek die), berderet kete2 mewah jln. Rolls-Royces and Bentleys were everywhere. Heck, there was even a Ferrari workshop there and an Enzo in the garage too. I saw an Aston Martin, Lambos .. it's like a fantasy place where all the luxury cars are there. Daymmnnn!! The people there made me feel really small aaa ... since most of them are millionaires. Terase kerdil sungguh.

Besides the luxury cars and the scenery, there weren't any attractions in Monaco. Basically we just walked around je. And waiting for King Kong calling his gf pon boley tahan lame gak.

Since Bob insist nak tgk gambar without me in it, tunjuk aa satu. This is taken from inside the train (Nice to Monaco)

This is right in front of the train station. Baru sampai.

Since Monaco is very famous for it's racing circuit (formula 1), there were a couple of these around the city

Control macho sikit

I'm not sure bout' the name of the place but sort of macam this one whole street yg cam shopping area

Beautiful eh?

Poser Darth Vader

The view from above

Ohh my god .. my balls!!!

DAYYMMNN!!!

Next : Milano Centrale